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faketim in London

London | Accountancy jobs | Casual Jobs | Secondary School

He speaks: There was once a man named Frederick who had a small son, and the son had a pet tortoise. One day the father decided to roast the tortoise, so he put a burning stick against the tortoise's belly. The tortoise kicked and jerked his head and urinated, and the heat of the stick caused the shell on the tortoise's belly to split.

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He speaks:

There was once a man named Frederick
who had a small son,
and the son had a pet tortoise.
One day the father decided to roast the tortoise,
so he put a burning stick against the tortoise's belly.
The tortoise kicked
and jerked his head
and urinated,
and the heat of the stick
caused the shell on the tortoise's belly to split.

What we offer:

He speaks:

There was once a man named Frederick
who had a small son,
and the son had a pet tortoise.
One day the father decided to roast the tortoise,
so he put a burning stick against the tortoise's belly.
The tortoise kicked
and jerked his head
and urinated,
and the heat of the stick
caused the shell on the tortoise's belly to split.

We ask:

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  • He speaks:
    There was once a man named Frederick
    who had a small son,
    and the son had a pet tortoise.
    One day the father decided to roast the tortoise,
    so he put a burning stick against the tortoise's belly.
    The tortoise kicked
    and jerked his head
    and urinated,
    and the heat of the stick
    caused the shell on the tortoise's belly to split.

He speaks:

There was once a man named Frederick
who had a small son,
and the son had a pet tortoise.
One day the father decided to roast the tortoise,
so he put a burning stick against the tortoise's belly.
The tortoise kicked
and jerked his head
and urinated,
and the heat of the stick
caused the shell on the tortoise's belly to split.

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Further Information

Education Level
Secondary School
Location
London
Type of Contract
Casual Jobs
Type of Job
Accountancy
Full UK/EU driving license preferred
No
Car Preferred
No
Must be eligible to work in the EU
No
Cover Letter Required
No
Languages
English

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